shout out to my high school English teacher who wrote on my poems “you need to really experience life to write about life” for making me an alcoholic
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 16, 2022
rematch of the century#StarTrek pic.twitter.com/ihiUNpeilz
— TrekCore.com 🖖 (@TrekCore) May 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/chadpencil/status/1525624374652444672?s=21&t=h688bRjKInu1kTFYITf0EQ
So basically I saw this and am now going to have nightmares – only feels fair that I share it so you can be awake all night too 😲 pic.twitter.com/FMijWzVCpd
— Bookaholic Bex (@BexBookaholic) May 15, 2022
https://twitter.com/feliskathryn/status/1525915217053351936?s=21&t=UGMoyxuWpvcGj91_0K0wWg
going to Aldi does anyone need anything pic.twitter.com/2VAKRSbjH0
— shelbo (@shelbytheclown) May 16, 2022
The speed of this merganser running on water https://t.co/dXAKTq6XqG
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) May 16, 2022
Jaws (1975)
— The Retro Reminiscer (@RetroReminiscer) May 17, 2022
Ghana Poster 🇬🇭
Art by Leonardo. pic.twitter.com/yRGNWAdJDk
Ok, now I need to know. @neilhimself is this true? pic.twitter.com/axz9hOdQyh
— Mnemosyne (@Mjwriter2) May 20, 2022

Re: Aldi lady, um, you should get some *clothes*. Sheesh.
Merganser. Translation: Speed demon. So cool.