1970s bank robbery kit by Mattel
— Matthew Sweet (@drmatthewsweet.bsky.social) 2026-03-01T12:26:23.295Z
someone in AI fucked up and actually told the truth
— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) 2026-02-20T00:55:20.427Z
DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
— Dave Cactus (@davecactus.bsky.social) 2026-01-23T00:46:36.292Z
Y’know when the characters in a movie go to see a movie and it feels really meta? Well, with an “Ultimate Double Feature,” we play the first movie up until the point when they enter a cinema to watch a different film… then we play that film… then we go back to the first film to finish that story.
— The Brattle Theatre (@brattletheatre.bsky.social) 2026-02-20T16:45:07.798Z
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
— Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) 2026-02-22T08:55:24.356Z
Sighing, she retrieves the milkshakes from her yard. Another day, another disappointing haul. A shape appears, ambling without haste. "I hope I'm not too late?" he asks.She studies his pale, wrinkled face, his long grey coat. Not a boy, but a man. "No," she says. "Come on in."
— Lindz McLeod – THE UNLIKELY PURSUIT OF MARY BENNET is out now! (@lindzmcleod.bsky.social) 2026-02-24T19:14:48.555Z
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
— jennifer uncoolidge (@histoftech.bsky.social) 2026-03-01T05:22:48.819Z
1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health
— Taylor Lorenz (@taylorlorenz.bsky.social) 2026-03-03T17:13:17.922Z
David Attenborough [whispering]:“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2026-03-04T13:08:42.543Z
You are not prepared for Columbo’s I’m-a-toddler-who-desperately-needs-to-piss run
— max booth is online (@interrobangbus.bsky.social) 2026-03-04T02:51:19.692Z
A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.
— Lauren Groff (@legroff.bsky.social) 2026-03-04T16:58:09.831Z