posting this from, as Dire Straits calls it, “London town”:
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota.bsky.social) 2026-05-31T21:58:55.617Z
definitely not following you
— debbshock (@debbshock.blue) 2026-05-25T19:44:00.321Z
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL.SHAROOOON!
— ICARUS (@mistericarus.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T08:07:07.554Z
GM. "What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your breakfast."
— MadameNostalgic✨Tanya (@madamenostalgic.bsky.social) 2026-05-29T15:13:53.443Z
This dog looks like he just bought me a drink from across the bar…
— 𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 (@amberdawn1116.bsky.social) 2026-06-01T13:43:02.115Z
Garage door repair guy is here and wants to know if someone bent up the track with pliers trying to fix it. Moonwalking back into the house.
— david james keaton (@spiderfrog.bsky.social) 2026-06-02T15:14:04.880Z
I wish I could write like this. And I wish Lindy West wrote tutorial papers in psychometrics.(Source: Lindy West, 2019 essay collection 'The Witches Are Coming')
— Eiko Fried (@eikofried.bsky.social) 2026-06-02T07:17:33.348Z
They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.
— Strategic Tape Reserve (@strategictaper.bsky.social) 2026-06-07T11:35:22.604Z
someone on jeopardy thought that the huffington post was the first place to report on lincoln's death. reopen the schools
— merritt (@merrittk.com) 2026-06-11T23:46:30.290Z
Was thinking about doing some animal-specific version of these posts, so kept these a bit separate. Probably won’t, though. But . . . I might keep a little sub-section here sometimes?
WHO KNEW!! Walruses possess vocal learning abilities, meaning they can hear, remember, and accurately reproduce various sounds, making them highly skilled communicators. Both male and female whistle, and have a huge vocabulary. This is a typical Walrus whistle.
— 🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 (@joycomes.bsky.social) 2026-05-30T02:01:14.056Z
Male anteater carries his mate and child at the same time – rare animal behavior caught on video
— Digital Brain (@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social) 2026-05-30T05:08:48.000Z