posting this from, as Dire Straits calls it, “London town”:
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota.bsky.social) 2026-05-31T21:58:55.617Z
definitely not following you
— debbshock (@debbshock.blue) 2026-05-25T19:44:00.321Z
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL.SHAROOOON!
— ICARUS (@mistericarus.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T08:07:07.554Z
GM. "What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your breakfast."
— MadameNostalgic✨Tanya (@madamenostalgic.bsky.social) 2026-05-29T15:13:53.443Z
This dog looks like he just bought me a drink from across the bar…
— 𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 (@amberdawn1116.bsky.social) 2026-06-01T13:43:02.115Z
Garage door repair guy is here and wants to know if someone bent up the track with pliers trying to fix it. Moonwalking back into the house.
— david james keaton (@spiderfrog.bsky.social) 2026-06-02T15:14:04.880Z
I wish I could write like this. And I wish Lindy West wrote tutorial papers in psychometrics.(Source: Lindy West, 2019 essay collection 'The Witches Are Coming')
— Eiko Fried (@eikofried.bsky.social) 2026-06-02T07:17:33.348Z
They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.
— Strategic Tape Reserve (@strategictaper.bsky.social) 2026-06-07T11:35:22.604Z
someone on jeopardy thought that the huffington post was the first place to report on lincoln's death. reopen the schools
— merritt (@merrittk.com) 2026-06-11T23:46:30.290Z
Was thinking about doing some animal-specific version of these posts, so kept these a bit separate. Probably won’t, though. But . . . I might keep a little sub-section here sometimes?
Male anteater carries his mate and child at the same time – rare animal behavior caught on video
— Digital Brain (@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social) 2026-05-30T05:08:48.000Z