Blue Butterfly Land

I'm going to lose my shit if Will I Am's gravestone doesn't say Will I Was

— Pessimus Prime (@pessimusprime.bsky.social) 2024-12-22T18:36:14.651Z

1978 commercial for Jovan Sex Appeal aftershave animated by Richard Williams and based Frank Frazetta's painting 'Against the Gods'. Never for evil! 🔥🔥🔥

— Jon W. (@rarefilmm.bsky.social) 2024-12-03T21:30:18.296Z

What a turnaround for typos and grammatical mistakes. After years of being irritants, they are now quaint and charming evidence that the text was written by a human being.

— Simon Donner (@simondonner.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T20:37:58.551Z

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) 2024-12-20T19:50:44.862Z

My New Year resolutions:

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean.bsky.social) 2024-12-27T16:40:55.406Z

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.Tech support: *sigh*Fine. Right click on your hamster…

— Mariana Z (@mariana057.bsky.social) 2024-12-27T17:53:21.790Z

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

— kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) 2025-01-02T13:57:51.339Z

And it was obvious, 48 years later, that not enough people watched it.

— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@jmendelsohn.bsky.social) 2025-01-06T23:06:22.103Z

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

— Hoarse Whisperer (@therealhoarse.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T14:32:15.232Z