one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it
— DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) 2026-04-08T19:45:22.507Z
Ok step one is to make them look less delicious
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss.bsky.social) 2026-03-29T15:34:39.708Z
The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.
— Disappointed But Not Surprised (@heliocide.bsky.social) 2026-04-05T19:14:57.921Z
This is gonna be worth something someday.
— Robert Ellingsworth (@by1959.bsky.social) 2026-04-05T18:41:55.888Z
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb.bsky.social) 2026-04-07T23:05:24.107Z
I have found many things in books, snakeskin is a first though…
— Dr Sam Bailey (@18thcenturysam.bsky.social) 2026-04-08T16:52:30.654Z
i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors
— Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) 2026-04-08T18:25:13.620Z
This is so well done. 👌
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) 2026-04-09T18:00:19.562Z
I challenged the local Thai place not to be afraid when setting the spice level of my lunch. I would like to announce that I hereby regret that decision.
— Jason Herbert (@herberthistory.bsky.social) 2026-04-09T18:11:31.665Z