Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
— Michael Fry (@bigdirtyfry.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T13:43:27.376Z
Me: I’d like a slice of pizzaServer: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
— lukelukeluke (@lukelukeluke.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T01:47:32.777Z
You gotta love ROGER MOORE
— Michael Warburton (@michaelwarburton.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T10:30:48.358Z
Sculptor Transforms Scrap into Moving Metal Figures
— Digital Brain (@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T16:35:13.000Z
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
— cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T21:33:38.860Z
Last few weeks I’ve kept smelling toast, randomly, at home but out and about too, and I remember the myth that this might be a sign of a stroke so I go and check and every time it turns out someone’s actually making toast. There’s like an inordinate amount of toast being made, just to freak me out.
— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T16:29:35.955Z
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
— ContempraInn 🌹 (@contemprainn.bsky.social) 2026-09-18T00:14:07.820Z
The thing about having kids is that you have to feed them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Like, in a row. All year! You'd think getting a 360 out of 365 would be a 99% success rate and an A+, but noooope. Anyway. I have no idea what to make for dinner.
— Josh Dobbin (@joshdobbin.bsky.social) 2026-09-17T19:31:36.610Z
JRR Tolkien is a true genius for fantasy but naming his two villains "Sauron" and "Saruman" was a miss imo
— Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) 2026-09-18T22:56:02.685Z
ANIMALS:
"snow angel" or the "angel of death," is the rare imprint left by an owl as it swooped down to catch prey
— (@pmamtraveller.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T01:27:13.380Z
Giant Pacific Octopus Spotted in Bellingham Bay, Near Vancouver
— Digital Brain (@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T08:27:55.000Z
#DogDayTuesday🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Sally 🌻 (@mamasallysocks.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T01:16:24.474Z
Saw the elk with the monstrous antlers again this morn… and here's his magnificence. #nature #elk #mammals #pnw #Seattle #nokings #photography
— Menestune (@menestune.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T15:34:30.965Z
New favourite weird sea creature just dropped – red lipped batfish 👁👄👁 Came across a video and had to look them up immediately! They also have teeny wee legs to walk across the sea floor 🌊
— Lyndsey Croal (she/her) (@lyndseycroal.bsky.social) 2026-09-17T09:59:26.186Z
Unexpected stranger taking shelter from the storm: 🔊 #AGoodPlaceSource: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil…
— Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ (@snarkysillysad.bsky.social) 2026-09-18T12:54:58.022Z
Swans might have one of the most underrated landing techniques in the animal kingdom.Original post
— Massimo (mirror) (@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social) 2026-09-19T02:48:48.876Z
Barbara is fun
— ContempraInn 🌹 (@contemprainn.bsky.social) 2026-09-20T04:09:54.571Z
Dog vs Mailman IG: @daniellabelle1www.instagram.com/daniellabell…
— Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) 2026-09-18T15:30:55.639Z