A lady at work just asked me if Spain was in Mexico, and I replied back with “What’s Mexico?” so she wouldn’t feel stupid all by herself.
— Sam (@samuelhlowe.bsky.social) 2025-05-03T21:38:50.695Z
I miss dvd commentary tracks
— Jason K Pargin, author (@jasonkpargin.bsky.social) 2025-05-02T21:53:14.382Z
https://bsky.app/profile/iamhectordiaz.com/post/3looh7gjsis2q
A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) 2025-05-13T14:32:07.075Z
I put the fun in confusion
— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk.wtf) 2025-05-13T07:42:43.593Z
typical corrupt science
— Guillotine Hunger Force (@themilfmag.net) 2025-05-17T22:20:56.039Z
this is what they (the normans) took from you
— stuart (@stuartp.bsky.social) 2025-05-18T09:31:58.026Z
If you zoom in on the horse’s nostrils and teeth it looks like a Deadite.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) 2025-05-20T01:15:20.586Z
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji.bsky.social) 2025-05-25T05:39:51.073Z
A Dad joke is an awkward hug.
— Christopher Moore (@theauthorguy.bsky.social) 2025-05-25T23:50:51.179Z