Blue Butterfly Land

Q: If you had a time machine what would you do?A: I'd go back to all the times people asked me what I'd do if I had a time machine. I'd jump out say "I DO HAVE A TIME MACHINE, LOSER." Then leave.

Lord Juiblex (@lordjuiblex.bsky.social) 2025-05-27T13:03:59.351Z

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) 2025-05-28T03:54:27.740Z

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) 2025-05-28T23:51:01.423Z

Duolingo right now:youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl…

Eleanor Morton (@eleanormorton.bsky.social) 2025-05-29T11:09:57.998Z

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-05-30T12:30:57.662Z

I was gonna delete that but now it has 4 likes so I can't~ a memoir

captcha (@dopeshow.bsky.social) 2025-05-31T13:06:11.868Z

It’s been six months since I joined the gym and still no benefit. So I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.

Mike Batt (@mikebatt.bsky.social) 2025-06-02T09:34:20.950Z

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

Mel's Hole Milk (@zaaack.bsky.social) 2025-06-02T16:18:39.647Z

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) 2025-06-04T01:07:26.500Z

Sorry, I don't know algebra. When I was in eighth grade, a guy posed as a substitute teacher and made my class into a rock group so he could win a local battle of the bands. They made a movie about it, but they left out all the inappropriate touching.

Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline.bsky.social) 2025-06-04T14:21:49.561Z

It's possible that Grammarly has lost it's damn freaking mind.#writing #writingcommunity #booksky

Tom Dell'Aringa 🚀 | Sci-fi Author (@tomdellaringa.bsky.social) 2025-06-08T16:58:28.481Z

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