Yellow ran so cyan could walk
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumail.bsky.social) 2025-10-27T17:13:47.729Z
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
— Jess Calarco (@jessicacalarco.com) 2025-11-01T00:31:04.445Z
A carpenter bee died in the night holding a lantana flower in our front yard. There are less lovely ways to go. #flowerreport
— Adam Houle (@houle.bsky.social) 2025-11-02T12:31:19.028Z
When we said we had crabs here, we meant the bad kind, not the good kind. Please see a doctor.
— River Side Casino (@riversidecasino.bsky.social) 2025-11-04T23:16:03.345Z
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
— The Onion (@theonion.com) 2025-11-05T23:00:19.649903761Z
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar…#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
— Cristian Vlad (@cristianvlad.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T06:57:20.981Z
Color me intrigued. This is a horror novel waiting to happen.
— Michelle Kenneth (@michellekenneth.bsky.social) 2025-11-06T12:37:27.740Z
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) 2025-11-07T21:44:52.079Z
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
— fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) 2025-11-07T19:20:07.218075+00:00
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
— Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) 2025-11-10T16:48:47.951Z