(probably never said: I always scroll back through these to make sure they’re as, you know, necessary as I may have thought they were while standing in some boarding line. so, all of these? so necessary)
me: why didn’t Ariel just write a note to the Prince after she lost her voice to let him know what Ursula did to her? i mean she signed the contract so we know she can writepharmacist: i meant questions about the medication
— kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) 2026-03-04T13:14:37.152Z
(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude
— roz (@humblebumbler.bsky.social) 2026-03-04T19:09:10.812Z
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
— Daniel S. Goldberg (@profgoldberg.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T21:49:07.230Z
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
— Leonore (Lee) Carpenter (@leecarpenter.bsky.social) 2026-03-09T12:44:22.579Z
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
— gene rayburn (@generayburn.com) 2026-03-09T19:06:14.613Z
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
— cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) 2026-03-10T14:02:57.678Z
None. Not even one.
— William Gibson (@greatdismal.bsky.social) 2026-03-10T22:52:25.053Z
This is dope
— "fart" (@jonhendren.com) 2026-03-11T04:49:59.922Z
This is everything
— Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) 2026-03-14T21:10:54.206Z
I don’t know dude. If James Baldwin was able to write all his work while his friends were being assassinated by the FBI, and while he was living in terror as a gay Black man … then maybe you can write without using A.I.
— juno rylee schultz (@junoryleejournalism.com) 2026-03-12T16:48:28.143Z