I'm not crying, you're crying – wife asked me if I had a cable.Yes, yes I did!
— Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 (@paullecomtephoto.nz) 2026-05-01T23:33:53.626Z
Mad Max movie where he stumbles into a guy named Bruce who just has Solar on his house and an EV and he's basically fine.
— Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) 2026-04-30T21:11:12.563Z
Baby black swans should be called gothlings.
— Alan Baxter (@alanbaxter.bsky.social) 2026-05-01T05:51:36.726Z
Fact: The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name things anymore.
— Topper (@topperuk.bsky.social) 2026-05-01T14:32:59.133Z
This could be business casual if we even gave a shit
— hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) 2026-05-03T19:01:40.348Z
Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now
— Stella Sacco (@antlervel.vet) 2026-05-05T21:22:19.828Z
If I could have Dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I would want them to be alive.
— Mariana Z (@mariana057.bsky.social) 2026-05-05T18:04:14.218Z
And, I KNEW the forty emails I wake up to each day were a touch suspicious . . .
Literally the best email I've ever received. No notes.
— Sonja Drimmer (@sonjadrimmer.bsky.social) 2026-05-06T16:50:22.380Z