I'm reading a book and really enjoying it. I already knew almost all the words but they're arranged in an order I've never seen before.
— Duchess Goldblatt (@duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social) 2026-05-07T04:46:34.840Z
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
— e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) 2026-05-07T22:35:58.756Z
Really makes you think……..
— Stella Sacco (@antlervel.vet) 2026-05-08T13:54:34.045Z
Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble
— Kayla Dice/MacQuarrie (@ratwave.uk) 2026-05-09T10:23:44.789Z
Boss: we’re gonna be doing random drug testingMe: okay but I won’t try crack.
— Mariana Z (@mariana057.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T03:17:55.326Z
Wondering if the person who coined the phrase "you can’t polish a turd" did so after a particularly catastrophic experience with a hotel room shoe buffer
— Stu West (@stuwest.com) 2026-05-10T14:00:30.063Z
This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
— WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) 2026-05-11T17:22:10.808Z
Children, since those mean politicians canceled drag queen story hour, we have a special guest to read to you today. #satan
— Vast Country Hypnosis (@vasthypno.bsky.social) 2026-05-13T14:50:18.888Z